It’s finally here boys and girls. You’ve waited for entire millennia, you’ve gone crazy from the anticipation, and you’ve literally shit your pants. (Who am I kidding; probably close to no one reads these damn things.)
In any case it is here; The 10 worst democrats of all time. My follow-up to the 10 worst RINO’s list I put out some time ago. This list will hopefully end the rumors about me that I am a democrat agent sent to divide conservatives.
Before we begin, there’s some shit we need to clear out. This list contains one figure that is not a democrat per-se, he’s just very liberal. Also, please do not threaten to use or use violence against anyone on this list or in congress. Violence solves nothing, giving these motherfuckers pink slips is what will solve the problem.
One more thing, keep in mind that I believe ALL democrats are bad (okay, just 99.9% of them). This was a very difficult list to do, and recent events have influenced this list. I’m also going to go ahead and warn you, there is at least one deceased individual on this list. If you happen to think that is distasteful or something, l don’t know what to tell you other than hit “Back” right now. This is my opinion and I will NOT sugarcoat it.
Let’s do it!
10. Keith “I Suck Liberal Dick” Olbermann
Host of MSNBC’s “Countdown”; this guy is an arrogant little conservative bashing, Obama worshipping piece of horse shit. Every time I watch that shithole network I always feel like I’m watching an Obama rally. But Olbermann is undoubtedly the worst. He and the rest of those MS-DNC fuckers literally worship the very ground Obama walks on.
He is frequent to stress on the Bush presidency, and in his eyes apparently, republicans and conservatives are evil pricks responsible for all the world’s problems. He does not even have any conservatives on his show (Probably because he’s afraid to debate). And don’t get me started about his “special comments”, which are leftist rants anywhere from 6-12 minutes or in one case, a whole episode that remove any credibility that Olbermann may have had as a reporter. That’s what makes me the maddest about him; he tries to act like a journalist, whereas Hannity tells you up front that he is a Reagan conservative, no such honesty with Olbermann.
Fortunately, not many people watch this prick compared to O’Reilly. I’ll take the no-spin master over his pompous shit anyday. Of course, anyone from MS-DNC would have sufficed for this list; I just decided to single out Olbermann because he pisses me off the most.
9. Alan “Die Quick” Grayson
You likely remember this turd as the congressman who famously proclaimed the republican health care plan was don’t get sick and if you do, die quickly. This guy is a little prick that says something dumb every time he opens his mouth. I doubt the seniors in his district would take kindly to him voting to eviscerate medicare come November. As if that was not enough, he recently topped that. A Florida physician who practices in Grayson’s district put up a sign telling Obamacare supporters to seek care elsewhere. The doctor was just standing up and speaking out against Obamacare and Grayson began screaming for his head on a fucking plate. Florida, please vote this prick out of office; One term is enough.
8. Barbara “Call Me Senator” Boxer
If there was ever an example of how out of touch the Democratic Party is with mainstream America, this little cackling bitch is it. Boxer is the heart-throb of the ultra liberal kooks and a leader of the “Hate America” crowd. From her annoying insistence on being addressed as senator to her disgusting dismissal of the “Climategate” scandal, Boxer can always be counted on to advance liberal bullshit. She was one of the many senators who during the run-up to Gulf War II (Iraq War) insisted on waiting for an “international consensus” before going to war, which would have been possible if France and Russia had found Jesus instead of profiting from the Food-for-Oil mess. This makes no sense considering she voted against the first Gulf War when we had a large international coalition willing and ready to give Saddam the boot from Kuwait. Hopefully we may not have to put up with this skank much longer. She is up for re-election this year and hopefully California voters will get rid of her. (Yes Liberals, I just called Barbra Boxer a skank, kiss my fucking ass!)
7. Al Fucking Gore
Being from Memphis, TN, there is no Tennessean I am more ashamed of than Al Fucking Gore. The literal god of left-wing environmental hippies who spent his life losing elections, making stupid movies, and making millions off the global warming crap. Did I mention he “invented” the internet? Where could I even fucking begin with all the bullshit from the 2000 election? Should I even try to talk about his many nasty criticisms of George Bush or should I attempt to scrape the lid off his bullshit documentary “An Inconvinient Truth” and the fact that he has become THE advocate for environmentally oriented laws (i.e. cap-and-tax) which are designed to financially rape us in the ass!? Nope, I think I’ll go with what pisses me off the most about him: the fact that he is a fucking hypocrite. After all, we all know that every democrat/liberal person has it in for virtually anyone with an R after their name and we also are well aware of his stature in the hippie environmentalist movement. But what you may or may not know is that at his big fucking mansion, he guzzles up way more damned energy than you or I could ever hope to achieve. I just don’t know where to start with this POS. He’s nothing more than a sore loser sucking dirty old hippies for every dollar they got. Can you even fucking imagine that from 1993-2001, this schmuck was one step away from the presidency, or what shape we’d be in if he had managed to hijack the 2000 elections? I’m not even going to go there. Nor am I going to talk about his ongoing problems (You should know what they are).
6. Robert “White Sheets” Byrd
The senior senator from West Virginia, who is over 90 yrs. old, been in the senate since the 1950’s, and is 3rd in line for presidential succession as President Pro Tempore of the Senate (fucking comforting isn’t it?). As a former KKK Grand Kleagle, this SOB is the biggest oxymoron in politics. During the 60’s, he along with other liberal icons (Such as William Fulbright and Al Gore’s dad) attempted to de-rail every piece of civil rights legislation that came down the tube. And let’s not forget about his years of pork barreling. He has a whopping 30+ locations and institutions bearing his name in West Virginia, all paid with our fucking money. West Virginians, I love you guys to death, but WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP ELECTING THIS FUCKING PRICK INTO OFFICE!!!!????? GET RID OF HIM DAMMIT!!!!!!! He hasn’t done a damn thing for you except use your money to put his name on everything from hospitals to “flexible manufacturing” institutes, and voted to kill the elderly with hellcare. I don’t mean to insult you guys, but come on, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!! SEND THAT REDNECK SON OF A BITCH PACKING IN 2012!!!!!!!!!!! (and if it’s not too much to ask, could you get rid of Rockefeller too?)
5. Ted “Shitty Driver” Kennedy (RIP…..even though you probably don’t deserve it.)
The predecessor of number 41, the liberal lion of the Senate, the longtime advocate of Universal Hellcare, the lone member of the Kennedy brothers to die nonviolently, and the vehicular menace emeritus of the senate. Mere words do not describe the late liberal lion; he must have been experienced. That is, experienced in fucking us over. This guy is so full of shit that he lost to Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Fucking Carter for god’s sake!! You know what he wanted his entire life? To ensure that healthcare was a right for all Americans. Well teddy, if you’re looking down (or up) you can see your goal has finally been realized. But it came at high cost to America. This bill which you would have loved will only make healthcare in America worse and I can already see the look on your stupid fucking face when we repeal this bullshit. Then there is one thing we haven’t talked about yet, and it’s sitting in the corner like a pile of crap at a Tupperware party. Naturally, I speak of his proximity to the death of Mary Jo Kopechne in the late 1960’s. She was with Kennedy in a car that the Senator drove off the road and into the drink. He then proceeded to leave Mary Jo to her fate therefore committing manslaughter. In spite of that, he never served a day in jail and the people of Massachusetts kept on electing him until his death last year. Fortunately, they wised up quick. Of course Kennedy’s gone now, and I really don’t have anything to say other than “good fucking riddance”. As far as I’m concerned, there’s one less liberal slime ball in the U.S. Senate. This choice was actually a toss-up between Kennedy and the late John Murtha, but can you really choose between those two?
4. Steve “Who?” Cohen
Yeah, yeah, I hear you. Who the fuck is Steve Cohen? He is the current representative from Tennessee’s 9th district, which includes Memphis. Yep, you guessed it; this liberal POS is MY congressman. I initially wanted to place him in the #1 spot just because of how much I despise him. Can you imagine what it’s like to live in one of America’s most liberal districts knowing that the current slime bag representing you is the opposite of what you believe? TN-9 leans so far to the left that it makes Massachusetts look like Utah. This means that this seat will likely remain democrat until the Apocalypse. Even if a republican does win here one day, it will be one of those RINO pricks not even worth voting for. I really don’t even know why I still live here. It fucking sucks. Thank god my two senators (Bob Corker and Lamar Alexander) represent my beliefs. I would go crazy if we had two Dems in there. (Virginia, I feel your pain.)
3. Bart “Baby-Killer” Stupak
The Michigan Democrat that put Universal Hellcare over the top to a 219-212 finish. If there was any lingering hope that there was at least one statesman left in this fucked up menagerie called the Democratic Party, it died with soon-to-be former congressman Bart Stupak. If we are unable to repeal or block Hellcare, one day our children will ask us why a loved one died while waiting for care when illegals were allowed to just sail on through. And we will tell them one man bears responsibility: Bart Stupak. The so called “pro-fife” democrat who sold his principles at the last minute. He is the quintessential example of a “conservative democrat”. When Nancy Pelosi told him to jump, all he asked was “How high?” His support was won by a meaningless executive order by the president supposedly restricting federal funding of abortions. But you know what takes the cake? He doesn’t have the balls to face his own constituents, let alone the rest of us. He is hitting the road for higher pastures and as far as I’m concerned, he will not be missed. I’ve also got a gut feeling his district won’t miss him either….
2. Harry “Negro Dialect” Reid
This was a toss-up between Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. (What a fucking choice right?) In the end, I went with Reid because he fucking pisses me off. Where could I start? Let me give you a shortlist:
- Famously declared in 07’ that “The war is lost”.
- Is in the pocket of the gambling industry.
- Brokered deal after deal to get Hellcare through the Senate. (Remember the “Louisiana Purchase” and the “Cornhusker Kickback”?)
- Received money from Jack Abramoff (that’s right liberals, Abramoff bribed a democrat)
- And so much more bullshit that I don’t have the time or patience to elaborate on….go and find out for yourself.
If you have any money, GIVE TO SHARRON ANGLE NOW!!!!!! GIVE THIS ASSHOLE THE BOOT!!!!!! (Kudos to our Lt.Governor Ron Ramsey for the “boot” comment)
- 1. President Barack “Hope and Change” Hussein Obama
Come on, you knew it was coming. No list of god-awful Democrats will be complete without this Chicken-Wuss. (Kudos to Square-Enix for that one)
In merely a year, Barack H. Obama has established himself as undeniably the most liberal president in American History. Amid the whims of our former president, George W. Bush, Obama came out preaching a message of “Hope and Change”. And you, the voters (the ones who voted for him, obviously) got screwed. 52% of Americans elected Obama for one reason: FIX THE FUCKING ECONOMY! It is the sole reason he is even in the white house now. But what has he and his fully-compliant congress done?
- They passed a $700 pork bill telling us unemployment would not exceed 8%. It is now close to 10%, not counting the underemployed and those who have given up job searching.
- They have tacked another 3+ Trillion onto the debt, jeopardizing our future and our children’s future.
- They went on a so-called “World Apology Tour”, apologizing to muslim nations for America’s “Mistakes”
- They fail to stand up for democracy advocates in Iran, but jump all over Hondurans when they decide to oust their little Marxist prick of a president.
- They dismantle successful counterterrorist policies that have kept this country safe. With one successful attack (two if you count the murdered army recruiter) and two more that were too close to call, former president Dick Cheney’s warnings are coming to pass.
- They spend over a year on an obsessive quest to pass unpopular healthcare reform a.k.a. universal hellcare, and eventually ram it down with a 219-212 margin.
- They (and their media whores) constantly blame Bush for any and every fucking thing.
- They speak out against a popular Arizona Immigration bill (SB 1070) when haven’t even read it.
- They allow millions of gallons of oil to spill into the gulf as an excuse to push their left-wing agenda.
- They fire patriotic, decorated generals over an article in a magazine that caters to fucking dopeheads.
- And oh so much more…
And that’s just in the first year and a half. God knows what shit’s heading our way if he wins another term!
What more needs to be said that we don’t already know? He’s a piece of socialist shit and he’s fucking this country up. We need to give him and his worshippers a wake-up call in 2010 and 2012.
That’s it. I wish I had more, but we already know most of this shit about the liberals. There remains only one task for us….go and vote them the hell out!!!!!!